Finally, a Cult We Can All Get Behind
Being generally liberal when it comes to matters of reproductive freedom, we are not quite willing to believe that this isn't a strong argument by the FDA for legalization of and easy access to birth control:
In the memo released by the FDA, Dr. Curtis Rosebraugh, an agency medical officer, wrote: "As an example, she [Woodcock] stated that we could not anticipate, or prevent extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an 'urban legend' status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B."
Teenagers of America, you have your marching orders. Get to it.
Also, where the fuck did this "Woodcock" (heh heh heh) character go to high school? The FDA is like two more hack appointees away from just releasing Friday the 13th movies as cautionary instructional videos (do you see what happens when you "experiment"? Do you see?!?).