Finally, Brave Congress Will Investigate iPhones
With the last troops home from Iraq, the deficit paid off, George W. Bush behind bars and Dick Cheney successfully hanged, tomorrow Congress will hold hearings on the iPhone.
It seems the $600 NSA-wiretapping gadgets require customers to sign up with a specific phone company or something, and this is of concern due to the First Amendment/Roe v. Wade, which guarantees Choice.
Well done, Congress! Hopefully the UFOs will blow up the Capitol during the opening statements.