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Finally, It's Gore's Time to Shine

alhip.jpgThe Nation says Al Gore's new cable channel, Current, probably won't change the world, but so what? Like we said a couple weeks ago, Gore already changed the world once, when he invented the Internet. And, yes, we know that Al never actually said he "invented the Internet." But we think he was just being modest. And now that he's getting a Lifetime Achievement from the Webbys "in recognition of his pivotal role in the Internet over the last three decades," that pretty much seals the deal for us. (Of course, we also suspect that Pauly Shore solved the Year 2000 problem, so please take our theories with a grain of salt.) In any case, we're happy for Al and we like his new look too. Except for the earrings. They're a little thuggy for a grandfather.


Al Gore Wins a Webby [MarketWatch]

Al Gore Gets Down [The Nation]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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