Fitzmas: Concerning The Care and Feeding Of Grand Juries

Doughnut.jpgFOX News is asserting their full spectrum dominance of Plamegate by reporting that they have just brought four trays of doughnuts in to the grand jury room. To the beltway-outsider, this might sound like awfully chintzy fare -- especially for one of those last day of work/thanks for all your help types of parties -- but we remind you: in contrast to the ham sandwich, the doughnuts had pre-arranged blanket immunity from prosecution in exchange for their testimony. Their hot, delicious testimony.


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