Focus On F**king With James Dobson
Dobson's the dude who runs Focus On the Family, a big evangelical operation out of Colorado. We have no issue with focusing on a family or the family or even several families, but Dobson's real mission these days is to savagely harass the homosexuals while threatening GOP politicians with a Born-Again Backlash if they don't push for homophobic anti-liberty laws.
Just follow the 12 easy steps and Dobson's organization will mail you (or your friends ... or enemies) all kinds of religious stuff.
Sadly, we didn't see anything we wanted, not even as a free joke. (The Stranger reporter grabbed a DVD of "Chronicles of Narnia," but that movie was the most joyless Disney garbage we've ever seen, and was clearly produced by people who had never read a page of C.S. Lewis, nor any other books.)
-- KEN LAYNE