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Food Inspired By The Railroad and Aphrodisiacs Galore

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Frozen Treats: Praise be Barack Obama, a new do-it-yourself frozen yogurt shop has opened in Downtown DC! Fro-yo lovers everywhere rejoice! [Fro.Zen.Yo via Penn Quarter Living]


  • Wednesday, February 3: See food bloggers in their natural habitat; that is, see them at a fancy restaurant interacting with other food bloggers talking about food at tonight's Food-Blogger Happy Hour, 6PM at the restaurant Againn. Non-food bloggers are allowed to attend and mingle with this rare breed of mankind. [Food Blogger Happy Hour]
  • Wednesday, February 3: Sample a delicious peanut butter bar as well as other chocolate goodies at Biagio Fine Chocolates tonight from 6:30PM-8:00PM. Do so because it's free and, well, because chocolate is good. [Biagio Fine Chocolate]
  • Cooking Classes: It seems that women across DC really just want their significant others to cook them a five course meal complete with caviar, mini carrots, and any food that is rich in aphrodisiacs for Valentines Day. Would you look at that, DC Coast and Lia's are both hosting 'men only/cooking to get laid' classes this weekend. [DC Coast, Lia's]
  • New Food: The newest food cart to hit the mean streets on DC is called "Sauca," and it serves food inspired by snack vendors in India, railroad station vendors in Europe and the mobile taquerias of South America. Also, in alcohol news, we present more locations for you to imbibe at in DC: Locolat Chocolate Shop in Adams Morgan now serves over 20 different Belgian beers, Tryst has added 10 new cocktails to its menu. [Sauca, Locolat, Tryst]
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The Church of Scientology had some thoughts about Our Robyn's piece, Who Wants To Watch A Creepy White Guy Rap About Scientology? We had some thoughts about their thoughts.

Thanks for writing in, Scientology! As you doubtless realized when you didn't demand we take down our story, but requested it instead, our opinions of your weird cult and that poor young man's rap skills are protected by the First Amendment. (I learned about libel law in college and grad school but also on the job: I was in newspapers so long that I was actually colleagues with Tony Ortega -- about whom you sound quite "venomous" and "biased" -- at the very same newspaper chain you can't believe he defended! Next up, please show your due diligence by talking trash about a woman you didn't know was my mom.)

Also, a lot of your former members say on the record that you kidnap people, and stalk them, and harass them, and sometimes beat them up good, and I request that if so, fucking stop it.

The rest of you click the headline, if you want your OPEN THREAD.

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Monday's Trump-Putin press conference landed on the entire free world like a hot treason-shaped turd, didn't it? Congressional Republicans have been saying mean things about it on Twitter, and even Fox News has been less than 100% supportive! The White House communications department obviously knew it had a crisis on its hands, what with how it's generally considered inappropriate for the leader of the free world to get on all fours in front of the Russian president and wag his tail and slobber with anticipation while he awaits his next marching orders. WOMP WOMP, etc.

So the comms department typed up a thing for the president to read aloud today at the beginning of his meeting with members of Congress, about how he was VERY SORRY he said one word incorrectly during the Putin presser. That's right, only one word of that whole fucking shitshow was wrong. All the rest of his traitor words were exactly what he meant to say.

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