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We at your Wonket are liberals and Obamatards, and so it hurts us to see anyone in pain. (Ask us sometime about our "mirror neuron" seminar, and how our mirror neurons are the strongest, ass-kickin'est mirror neurons in the world!) It even hurts us to see Gretchen Carlson, and the Dooce, and the rapey one in pain! And yet, there is no shirking when there is work to be done, and in this case it is holding up these fucking dunces for yet another round of Jesus Christ, WHAT??? Here are a few of our favorite things.


Fox & Friends FREEEEAK OUUUUUT because this New Black Panther intimidated this nice old white lady by holding the door open for her and saying "Good morning."

Fox & Friends try to tell Chris Christie that he would LOVE IT if Mitt Romney came to look at the carnage from Hurricane Sandy with him; sadly, Chris Christie does not take their lifeline.

Fox & Friends had to retract an easily disproved lie.

Fox & Friends just asking: is DHS run by a lesbian cabal? (Yes, duh.)

And finally, Gretchen Carlson has had ENUF of the rapey one, forever.

There are about 500 more Fox & Friends stories from this year, because they are very stupid.

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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