For the Last Time: That Kerry Intern Friendster Profile Seems Highly Suspicious to Us

The foreign tabs continue to have a field day with KerrySex, but one thing we notice is that Ms. Kenya seems to have only one friend:


    "This is not going to go away," one American friend of Miss [redacted] said yesterday. "What actually happened is much nastier than is being reported." -- The Daily Telegraph (U.K.)

    "This is not going to go away," one American friend of Ms [redacted] said yesterday. "What actually happened is much nastier than is being reported." -- The Daily Nation (Kenya)

The U.K. Sun, to its credit, appears to have done some original reporting and gotten a different quote. But to judge by the picture they run, they also got a different intern. Speaking of which, Wonkette would like to thank the dozens of operatives who've sent in photos of "the Kerry intern," so far we've gotten two that seem like they're of the same person. But they all appear to be actual Kerry interns -- so you're all at least half right!

UPDATE: We're told that the Telegraph is not a tabloid. They are foreign, tho. Also, we screwed up and mentioned the last name of the UNIDENTIFIED MYSTERY WOMAN. Please don't tell CJR.

'This won't go away. What happened is much nastier than is being reported' [Telegraph]

Kerry intern hiding in Kenya [Daily Nation]

John Kerry girl tells all [U.K. Sun]

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