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For the Record, We Turned Down Playboy (Thanks for Asking!)

If nothing else, this should put to rest the rumor that we cooked up the Washingtonienne thing ourselves: The NYT reports that D.C.'s own semi-pro harlot of the Hill has sold a book based on her experiences to HyperionDisney. In case you were wondering, that means to the Disney corporate mind, cornholing is awesome, but Bush-Saudi conspiracy theories? Won't touch them through ten latex condoms. The best part: They're paying her six-fucking-figures (as it were).


Well. We love ass-fucking too, and all we've ever gotten is cab fare home.

(By the way, that sound you hear? It's the dying gasp of a shark who has jumped and jumped and jumped. . . )

Books: Work In Progress [NYT via The Backer]

Backstory on the whole twisted saga after the jump.

What One Conservative Woman Thinks of Washingtonienne [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne(s) Lite [Wonkette]

Washington's Other W Twins [Wonkette]

WASHINGTONIENNE SPEAKS!! WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!! THE WASHINGTONIENNE INTERVIEW!! [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Eliminated by Process [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Process of Elimination [Wonkette]

Save Washingtonienne! Or: We Are All Washingtonienne Now [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Aren't You Bored Yet? [Wonkette]

Would You Sell Sex to This Man? [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne's Former Day Job [Wonkette]

The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]

We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]

Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]

A Girl After Our Own Heart (She's So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]

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