Like you cared: Dean won the D.C. "primary" (the one that doesn't count). The surprise here is that Dean couldn't give a fuck, either. According to the Post, he thanked his campaign workers via speaker-phone. Classy!
Turnout was low, which suggests that District residents are smarter than political organizers give them credit for:
"It's just a pageant show. It doesn't count for anything. It's just a waste of time," said Richard L. Alexander, 54, a Southeast Washington disabled truck driver who didn't vote. "If nobody recognizes it, what's the purpose in being the first?"