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Forcing Voters To Remember 'Lisa Murkowski' Is Illegal, Says Court

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  • The Alaska Supreme Court carefully inspected your convoluted Lisa Murkowski "visual aids" and -- after probably no deliberation -- ruled unanimously that those MS Paint atrocities are actually unconstitutional visual impediments and are unfair to Alaska's already hopeless electorate. So hooray, you've forced polling places to provide lists of the write-in candidates. Now Alaskan voters can go up to the Information Desk on election day and ask, "How do you spell Lisa?" And then the volunteer poll person will hand them a helpful write-in candidate brochure, written in English and not weird bitmaps of "Merk pubes." But how, then, are these illiterate voters supposed to distinguish Lisa Murkowski's name from other names listed on this candidate-chart? ("How do you spell Lisa? Oh, it says right here on this piece of paper: 'Scott McAdams.'") Bad call, Alaska Supreme Court. [The Caucus]
  • Do you live in a stylish house/condo/shanty, in a metropolitan area? No, you don't! Because "133 out of 206 metropolitan areas with at least 200,000 residents posted an annual increase in foreclosure activity." [AP]


  • We have witnessed the "nastiest" campaign cycle in history, according to some poll! And not the cool "that's the bomb" nasty. The other nasty (You know: "boogers are nasty," et cetera). [The Hill]

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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