Former AZ Gov. Jan Brewer Off Meds Again, Thinks Trump Will Pick Up All Those Headless Corpses In Desert
Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who seemed so sane for a little while there as her term ended, has apparently gone off the rails again, the poor dear. Remember when she was hallucinating piles of headless bodies in the desert that simply weren't there? They've apparently started talking to her, only now they all have Donald Trump's voice, and they're saying "Join me, Jan! We'll build a wall together! Nobody can build such a YOOGE CLASSY WALL like me!" And so, Wednesday night on CNN, Brewer cheered on Donald Trump and his insistence that Mexico is sending us a lot of drug dealers, rapists, and murderers.
“I believe that Mr. Trump is kind of telling it like it really, truly is,” Brewer told host Don Lemon on CNN’s “CNN Tonight.”
“I think that the people of Arizona realize that we picked up the tab for the majority of the violence that comes across our border in regards to the drug cartels, the smugglers, the drug houses,” she added. “It has been horrendous.”
Brewer had little patience for "outsiders" like the federal government who think that illegal immigration isn't completely out of control, citing what she said were federal government statistics to support her point:
“We know from their data -- from the federal data -- that they only stop or apprehend 1 out of 4 illegal people crossing our border,” Brewer said.
Those “a thousand miles away” can cite whatever statistics they want without experiencing the border crisis firsthand, she added.
It's so true! Just headless bodies and discarded Muslim prayer rugs as far as the eye can see.
Trump has not yet responded to Brewer's remarks, as far as we can tell, possibly because she didn't send them to him on Twitter.
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