Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestant Jose Canseco Accidentally Murders Poor Al Gore
It seems like maybe Jose Canseco is not that smart of a guy. (And no, Magic Johnson is probably not going to hire him at 1B for the new, improved, mostly-McCourt-free Dodgers.) HOWEVER! He is very sweetly (and dumbly) Twitzing away with cool ideas for how to reduce your energy bills and save the world at the same time! Also, he accidentally murdered Al Gore.
Has anyone ever seen Jose Canseco and Chuck Grassley in the same place at the same time?
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