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Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestant Jose Canseco Accidentally Murders Poor Al Gore

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It seems like maybe Jose Canseco is not that smart of a guy. (And no, Magic Johnson is probably not going to hire him at 1B for the new, improved, mostly-McCourt-free Dodgers.) HOWEVER! He is very sweetly (and dumbly) Twitzing away with cool ideas for how to reduce your energy bills and save the world at the same time! Also, he accidentally murdered Al Gore.


Has anyone ever seen Jose Canseco and Chuck Grassley in the same place at the same time?

[Grist]

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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