Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade: You Wanna Hear Something Really Scary?


There are so many scary things in the world. There are potato bugs, and snails, and getting caught up in a Chris Christie bum fight on the Jersey Shore. But do you wanna hear something really scary? Sixty percent of Americans think rich people job creators don't pay enough taxes. This is what keeps Brian Kilmeade -- he with that light musk of date rape -- up at night.

Anyway, as Steve Douchey points out, raising taxes on "job creators" and "small businesses" would only cover the debt for 8.5 days, so why bother, when you can just get rid of all the rape crisis centers instead? Oh, whoops, haha there aren't any. NEVER MIND.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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