Fox & Friends Will Defend Mitt Romney's Honor From Brit Press -- With Their Fists!
Fox & Friends cohost and squinty-eyed walking artist's composite of every date-rape wanted poster ever, Brian Kilmeade, is not very pleased with the tabloids across the pond, and how they have torn the flesh from Mittens Romney's bones, one by one, even the conservative and Tory ones! They'd better back off, Kilmeade warns, this guy could be president! Yes, we know what respect and deference Fox & Friends pays to the office of the presidency.
For your viewing pleasure, here is Brian Kilmeade getting murdered with a mace or something.