When Bill O'Reilly was shitcanned from Fox News this month for accidentally calling his female coworkers on the phone to masturbate at them, over and over again, for decades, to the tune of $13 million in settlements, the Powers That Be made sure his idiot racist sidekick, Jesse Watters, would have a soft landing. They gave him a slot on Fox New's hip, edgy politix show for youths, The Five.

It took less than a week for Watters to not make a blowjob joke about Ivanka Trump, into whose purty mouth he would definitely never think about sticking his penis.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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