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Fox News's Shep Smith Reads Donald Trump For Filth (Your Open Thread!)

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HEYO Wonkers! Thanks for being with us on thisfabulous fast news day! Anybody else feeling a great weight lifting off them, like the next four years are going to be nonstop pee jokes and sunshine?


ME TOO! WE GOT THIS!

For this evening's open thread, we will let Shep Smith, human of Fox News, sexplain to Donald Trump why he can't actually Un-Person reporters even if they are from Fake Old CNN. It's a nice moment of Fourth Estate solidarity, and of course it's from Shep. What, you think Hannity would say that? Or (ugh) Greta Van Susteren, now blowing bile all over our dear MSNBC, what even the fuck? Nah.

And there you have it. Commence to pee jokes, FOR EVER!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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