Fox News's Shep Smith Reads Donald Trump For Filth (Your Open Thread!)

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January 11, 2017 05:17 PM

HEYO Wonkers! Thanks for being with us on thisfabulous fast news day! Anybody else feeling a great weight lifting off them, like the next four years are going to be nonstop pee jokes and sunshine?

ME TOO! WE GOT THIS!

For this evening's open thread, we will let Shep Smith, human of Fox News, sexplain to Donald Trump why he can't actually Un-Person reporters even if they are from Fake Old CNN. It's a nice moment of Fourth Estate solidarity, and of course it's from Shep. What, you think Hannity would say that? Or (ugh) Greta Van Susteren, now blowing bile all over our dear MSNBC, what even the fuck? Nah.

Shep Smith: no journalist "should be subjected to belittling and delegitimizing by the president-elect of the United States" pic.twitter.com/d0emmKlVEq
— Leanne Naramore (@LeanneNaramore) January 11, 2017

And there you have it. Commence to pee jokes, FOR EVER!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Here's Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Big Banks, In Case You Were Confused About That!

Is she ready to rummmmble????

Class War

Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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