Fox's 'The Five': Algebra Is Liberal Terrorism
We don't know how Eric Bolling, of Fox braintrust "The Five," managed to talk about liberal indoctrination with math without even bothering to note that algebra was invented by A-RABS and is a Mooslem plot. But at least he is on the case of the Marxists at Scholastic teaching the distributive property with a worksheet about distributing the wealth. GO SCHOLASTIC!
As for the rest of the segment on childhood indoctrination, we will just note that our mother, who is a communist, would totally have had her students sing "mmm mmm mmm, Barack Hussein Obama" in her flat-out amazing musical programs, because it is catchy and awesome and children should learn about equal work and equal pay. And -- just saying -- Commie Mom's Twenty-Year Indoctrination Program for Snappy Ghetto Kidz made her one of the top 100 teachers in all of LAUSD, and her kids' test scores went up an average of seventy percentage points, with a "seventy."
But again, algebra, muslims, commies, burn them.
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