Fred Thompson Left a Telephone Message About Doing a Webcast About Announcing He'll Maybe Run For President Next Week
Dumb, corrupt, lazy, fat old abortionist teevee actor Fred Thompson did an exciting conference call today, and he apparently mumbled something about how maybe next week he might actually announce that he's actually running for the GOP nomination and not just fucking around and wasting everybody's time, which is clearly what he's been doing all year long. And how will he make his half-year-late announcement? On a webcast. Nothing says "loser" like announcing your run for the presidency to your computer.
Oh, and we don't know what's up with that horrible picture, either, but it made us nauseous enough to want to share it with everyone.
Thompson in, September 6, via webcast [NY Sun]