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Having spent four (12? 40?) dayswheezing into his herpes-flecked microphone about hot nubile coeds and the sextapes they should make for him, poor martyred modern-day Mario Savio Rush Limbaugh finally caught a break when loathsome hooker website "SeekingArrangement.com" decided they could use some more publicity, and announced their hopes to advertise.


Mission Accomplished, SeekingArrangement! The website, in case your eyes had remained unmolested, is one in which "sugarbabies" are encouraged to peddle their wares to "sugardaddies," for "college" (!) and cash.

Said said website's press release touting its pro-speech bona fides:

“Rush Limbaugh is one of the greatest examples of the modern day Sugar Daddy,” says Brandon Wade, the Founder & CEO of SeekingArrangement.com. “We wouldn’t feel right if we didn’t come forward and support him in his time of need.”

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“Many will question why we are supporting Rush Limbaugh even though he is guilty of using the same terms that many in mainstream media have used to describe Sugar Babies,” says Wade who holds a BS and an MBA degree from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “But we think he is being treated unfairly. While many in the mainstream media have yet to apologize for mistakenly calling Sugar Babies prostitutes, Rush Limbaugh did. Sugar Daddy or not, the right to free speech should never be boycotted.”

And then they put their money where their mouth is:

SeekingArrangement.com submitted its advertisement inquiry to the Rush Limbaugh show today, asking to purchase as much as $500,000 worth of advertising inventory from his show. If approved, 30-second and 60-second radio spots for SeekingArrangement.com will begin running on the Rush Limbaugh show starting next month.

Joe Francis, everyone's favorite producer of "Girls With Low Self-Esteem," seems to be missing a golden PR opportunity, and a fucking valuable thing. He and equally beloved personage North Korea should get on the horn with Clear Channel toot sweet!

For more on SeekingArrangement.com, go to their website, and then kill yourself.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

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