Frist to Conduct His Terrible Experiments on Expendable Ivy Leaguers
Remember when Bill Frist was going to run for President? Oh, how we wish he'd followed through -- if there's room enough for Jim Gilmore at the far end of the debate stage surely we can squeeze our favorite cat butcher up there too.
Alas, he's decided to join academia instead. Typical liberal, heading off to fill the minds of our children with his leftist lies.
"We are very pleased to welcome Bill Frist back to Princeton and the Woodrow Wilson School," said Anne-Marie Slaughter, dean of the school. "His years of experience in public service as a doctor and as a leader in the U.S. Senate make him an ideal practitioner-professor. Our students will benefit from his perspectives both as a healer and as Senate majority leader."
Frist will teach a graduate course on the sanctity of life or something, in his role as Frederick H. Schultz Class of 1951 Professor of International Economic Policy and Gorilla Surgery.
Let's hope the students "benefit" more from his perspective as a Senate majority leader, because Frist lost his license to be a "healer" last year.