Funniest Celebrity in Washington is SCHIP

* Heard on the Hill: There'll be some sibling rivalry at "Funniest Celebrity in Washington," with Loretta Sanchez hoping to unseat reigning champ and sister Linda Sanchez...Alice Weiss got serenaded at her farewell party...Sen. Jim Webb isn't looking to move up anytime soon...Everyone loves Sen. Chuck Grassley...Former Rep. Tom Osborne is a Cornhusker once again. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source:Jenny Botero is the new White House "queen of clean"...Just what happened to Randi Rhodes? [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Don't expect to find Larry Craig's profile on -- on second thought, it wouldn't be that surprising...Nikki Sixx brings out the groupies to Georgetown Barnes and Noble...Best Buddies wants to know "How big are your balls?"...Everyone tries to be funny for Paul Simon. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: Halloween costumes in bad taste...Obama one step away from panhandling...Rudy Giuliani is ready for an alien attack...A federal investigation won't keep Rep. Rick Renzi from flag football...McCain's mistakes painfully detailed in new issue of GQ. [Politico]

* The Sleuth:Elias Zerhouni stands up to President Bush. [WP]


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