Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!
We finally have something to be happy about, and we finally have places for our three final stops on the 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour! Spoiler, they are the next three days!
Salt Lake City, coming to ya Thurs., Nov. 9! Salt Lake Pizza and Pasta aka Fiddler’s Elbow, 6 p.m. to ???!
Pocatello, we will be in you Fri., Nov. 10! Portneuf Valley Brewing, 615 S 1st Ave, 6-8 p.m. We hear it's lovely! Then we will ditch your ass for Lava Hot Springs, for to soak!
Helena, Montana, how's Sat., Nov. 11 sound to all y'all? It sounds mighty fine to us! Lucky bastards, getting a Saturday night. Let's meet up at the Windbag Saloon, say at 5 p.m.!
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