Gawker Media Empire: Even al-Jazeera Has Better Tech Support

It's been so long since we could post regularly, we can't even remember what our job is anymore. It has something to do with mocking the penises of politicians.

We're told the problem is "database connection limits being exceeded." Connection limits? We've only bought, like, a single dime bag in the past six months. Whatevs.


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