Ever since she purchased her Cabinet position from the crony capitalism section on eBay, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has dedicated herself to freeing children from the tyranny of an education. She recently tried to liberate $1 billion from after-school and college-prep programs for poor kids and deliver the bounty to charter schools and private school vouchers, but she had to settle for just $400 million like some common Debbie Ocean who hates public education. These temporary setbacks, though, don't mean trans students and their unreasonable "treat us like people" demands have escaped her attention.

Transgender students briefly enjoyed protections under Title IX -- the federal law that prohibits sex-based discrimination in federally funded education programs. This was back in May of 2016 ... before the dark times ... before the Trump administration, which rescinded the Obama directive that permitted trans students to use the bathrooms that fit with their gender identity. Students who had to contend with hostile school administrators soon discovered that DeVos's Education department did not have their back. DeVos herself issued only vague statements of support when otherwise dismissing a trans student's complaints.

"[E]ach school has a responsibility to protect every student in America and ensure that they have the freedom to learn and thrive in a safe environment. Some states and school districts have found adopted policies and practices that protect all students, including transgender students."

You noticed the "all students" in there, didn't you? Yeah, DeVos is now turning this all around to protect cisgender students from the folks who force good Christians to learn the word "cisgender." Her department is currently investigating a complaint that alleges a 5-year-old girl was assaulted in the girl's bathroom at Oakhurst Elementary in Decatur, Georgia, by a student who identified as "gender fluid."