Gay Sweaters Cost Walnuts Primaries

Remember when John McCain re-relaunched his campaign back in April? We didn't really either, but we wrote a post about it so it might have actually happened. That week-long re-re-relaunch tour didn't have quite the intended effect, alas, and now John McCain's paranoid rage is finally finding a deserving target.


In the final days of his imploding candidacy, John McCain has taken a page out of Richard Nixon's play book, finding increasingly bizarre explanations for his political failures. Strangest of all: He reportedly feels his handlers forced him to wear "gay sweaters."

We sympathize, but we can't really figure out how McCain's supposedly gay wardrobe would cause him to trail Giuliani in the polls.

McCain Unraveled by 'Gay Sweaters'? [Radar]

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