Gaze Upon Drunken Movie Star At Local Video Shop!

Magnum PI! - Wonkette"Batman" star George Clooney will be previewing his new hit comedy at some video screening place between the Hill and the White House today. Exhausted from their first several hours of 110th fun, many senators are expected to join the actor for a screening of "Ishtar" a new movie about all the terrible things happening in Darfur.

We assume the general public isn't invited, but that doesn't mean you can't go down there and join an unruly proletarian mob hooting and hollering at the "Ocean's 13" legend. Thanks to the gay hotel clerk/Hill staffer who anonymously sent this hot tip!

UPDATE -- It's probably not taking place here.


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