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General Hannity Rallies the Troops

hanniwave.jpgThanks to the predictable liberal media blackout, we didn't learn about the Media Research Center's 2005 DisHonors Awards, which took place a couple weeks ago, until yesterday. But we're glad we did, because finally, at last, we've found someone else who understands that more than the Redcoats, more than slavery and the Civil War, more than Hitler and Stalin and Kruschev and Osama Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton threatens our nation. Here is featured guest, Sean Hannity, entertaining the crowd with his singular brand of obsequious schmooze and scary obsession with the Great Satan. Honestly, it's like Jay Leno and Saddam Hussein had a baby. The following excerpt gives you a taste, but for the full effect, go watch the video.


HANNITY: I want to say something here, one itty-bitty serious note...Because of people like all of you, Brent Bozell, and I see my friend Neal Boortz, and I see my friend Cal Thomas, and all my friends that are here, we are changing the world for the better. We are confronting evil and we are defeating it. We are creating economic prosperity. And all I can say is three and a half years from now, we have a mission. And I just want to warn everbody now: It is going to take a united effort the likes of which we have never had before. She....She is running and we will pust aside our superfluous, petty, insignificant differences and we will unite and we will defeat her, I promise you.

Sean Hannity's Opening Remarks [Media Research Council]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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