General Michael Hayden: "Who, Me?"
Yes, you! [AP Photo]
It's official: President Bush just announced he's nominating Gen. Michael Hayden to replace Porter Goss as CIA director.
The best argument that Goss's departure was abrupt and unplanned: the fact that the Hayden confirmation hearings will be a fucking zoo. Without pandas.
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.