George Allen Proudly Embraced By People He Probably Has All Sortsa Crazy Names For
We hear it from reliable sources (e.g. the magazine itself) that Jewish general interest mag (and [former?] Yiddish socialist daily) Forward's upcoming "Forward 50" list of the most influential Jews in the nation will include one of Wonkette's personal favorite members of the tribe, Virginia Senator George Felix Macacawitz Allen. He's ranked 51st, natch ("an honor previously bestowed on Kabbalah-practicing Madonna" sez CQ).
We're sure he'll be thrilled, as he lovesbeing reminded of his heritage.
The list won't come out until Friday, though, so it'll be too late for them to permanently sink his campaign.