George Bush Sr. Will Obviously Be Dead by 2009
Seems that at least one president of the United States I can think of is going to have an awkward Christmas dinner with his parents. Out on the stump for Hillary, Bill Clinton said yesterday that he and George Bush Sr. will go around the world cleaning up Junior's mess as soon as Hillary becomes president. Poppa Bush has been silent on the issue, so we have to assume that he said he'd do it. Only the RNC issued a statement saying something along the lines of, "Get serious. There's going to be a Republican president in 2009 who will continue to fuck up the world." [ CNN] -- Greg Wasserstrom