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George Bush's Dog, Barney, Wins War On Christmas
After dreaming about winning both an Olympic Gold Medal and golf's Ryder Cup tournament, in two-dimensions, George Bush's dog Barney is awoken by the president himself. "You better wake up fella," George Bush tells the dog. "There's a lot of work to do around here." Then George Bush makes Barney decorate the entire White House, which he does by running around aimlessly for a few seconds. Michael Phelps is in the White House, watching, judging. Why doesn't Mrs. Beasley ever get to do anything? Sexism. Anyway, this is a great video for America right now. [YouTube]