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Stephen Colbert is one hella big fan of the old Star Wars television series -- or as aficionados call themselves, a "Starry." And so here he is, getting his nerd on with a suggestion to reform our midterm elections with an idea from Season 1, Episode 23, "A Taste of Armageddon," in which Captain Jack Harkness and the crew of the Galactica travel to Eminiar VII. a planet where the messy, costly business of war has been handed over to computers, which launch simulated "attacks," and then the people designated as casualties just go to disintegration booths while the economy and infrastructure remain unharmed, apart from the loss of life and the hideous embarrassing costumes. Why not do the same with midterm elections? "Nobody wants them to happen, they're costing a ton of money, and I'm pretty sure Louie Gohmert is Ferengi."


Mostly it's an excuse to have George Takei urge you to vote. So watch the video, and if you're reading Wonkette, we don't need to remind you to vote, do we? We'd better not have to. We'll come lookin' for you.

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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