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George W. Bush Is President of Paintings

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And this is a painting of George W. Bush, as unveiled at a White House ceremony that just wrapped up. Look at 'im. He's like, "Boy howdy don't I look good, hummina hummina." And no, it wasn't "awkward," this ceremony. Some folks have suggested that the atmosphere might be uncomfortable since Barack Obama has been known to criticize George W. Bush's record on the campaign trail. As if Bush gives a crap? No, they just told jokes and everyone had a laugh, ha ha ha, like that.


Laura Bush got a painting too! Her facial expression says, "I love abortion and gays and cigarettes and pills and am a Democrat, but being a Republican first lady is also fun." Your Wonkette would kill to be a Republican first lady. Think of all the money and shit you'd get afterwards, right?

But man oh man, if Obama weren't such a SELLOUT, he would've arrested the whole room! Karl Rove was there, Alberto Gonzalez was there. George W. Bush was there. And there's Tom Ridge and Dana Perino! Arrest Dana Perino first, for laughs.

Again, the face of the Greatest American Hero Ever:

Sadly, it's time to go back to Texas now. Bye George W. Bush! (Seriously, just leave now.)

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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