George W. Bush Shows Some Dignity
Remember the guy who used to be president? Yeah, him! Well, it's going to take a little more than showing a bit of polite restraint if he wants forgiveness for ... well, pretty much everything between November of 2000 and now, this very moment. But we will acknowledge the ability of even a dumb & dangerous clown to redeem himself in his final moments, as we learned from that one time when what's his name killed his father, Darth Vader, and then Darth Vader was really just a silly old bald-headed fat guy, and then he was nice for half a second before he died, so Jesus accepted him into Heaven.
Bush declined to critique the Obama administration in his first speech since leaving office in January. Former Vice President Dick Cheney has said that Obama's decisions threatened America's safety.
"I'm not going to spend my time criticizing him. There are plenty of critics in the arena," Bush said. "He deserves my silence."
But doesn't he, like RNC Chairman Rush Limbaugh, want Obama to FAIL? "I love my country a lot more than I love politics," said Dubya. "I think it is essential that he be helped in office."
Thanks, George, for not being a complete dildo like your old boss, Dick Cheney. Please keep annoying Cheney, because there is absolutely no chance that he will be redeemed after being killed by The Emperor. (Okay we actually don't know who killed Vader in that Ewok movie, because come on, Ewoks.)