George W. Bush Thinks You're 'Awesome'
George W. Bush is making speeches to make bank. Apparently some of them are not just recycled old Iraq addresses. On his upcoming book:
“This will come as a shock to some people in our country who didn't think I could read a book, much less write one,” he quipped.
A quip, eh? Well, that actually seems like a pretty accurate insight.
Bush said he misses certain aspects of the presidency.
“I miss being pampered; I miss Air Force 1; I miss being commander in chief of an awesome group of (people),” he said.
He hated the rest of that president stuff! Just give him a bunch of pillows, his own plane, and the world's largest armed forces to fuck around with, and he will be happy. [Tyler Morning Telegraph]