George W. Bush Is Now Very Tragic Gun Clown
If you were considering skipping this year's Safari Club International Annual Hunters' Convention, starring our country's first white president George W. Bush, ho ho ho, three words for you good sir: "Also Liz Cheney."
This makes sense, as Liz Cheney is the actual human equivalent of the act of shooting an animal with a gun, for pleasure. But can someone please get W. the number of the speech wizards who managed to get Michael Steele $20,000-per-engagement?
(Taxidermy hat tip to "Tom G.")