Oh wow, George Will has committed his thoughts to paper again and they are very special. He says that colleges and the White House have made being a sexual assault victim a "coveted status."He says it is "preposterous" to believe that 20% of college-age women have been sexually assaulted while in school, since this number does not match the amount of college women who actually report being sexually assaulted.

Yes, how strange that a young woman between the ages of 18-22 might not formally report the most embarrassing, shameful and upsetting event of her life to an official who is likely a total stranger! How wacky and unusual and weird! How peculiar! READ MORE AT HAPPY NICE TIME PEOPLE...