Get a Scholarship For Your Dumb Political Blog!
Here at Wonkette, we're very concerned about the dangerous lack of political blogs, so it's important to get every college student in America typing all their political opinions on a "web log." Otherwise, our precious freedoms shall wither and die.
What better way to encourage our littlest bloggers than to give them thousands of American cash dollars? That's the idea behind the Political Blogging Scholarship. Just submit your online application and wait for the money.
The winning blogger is allowed to be in the Republican Party, Democratic Party, Green Party, Libertarian Party or Non-Affiliated. No foreigners or independents allowed, and no members of the Reform, Constitution or other such "unpatriotic" parties. Sorry!
The Political Blogging Scholarship [US Scholarships]