Oh, you didn't know? Allah made Harry Reid black, as "punishment" for saying "Negro dialect." But he still has Harry Reid's voice, is the thing! Anyway what's this thing, jobs bill, okay sounds good...

Among the items Senate Democrats intend to advance:

* Tax credits to spur hiring and equipment purchases by small businesses

* Money to encourage construction projects by state and local governments

* Extending healthcare subsidies and unemployment payments for the jobless

* Incentives to weatherize buildings

* Aid to cash-strapped state and local governments to avoid further layoffs of teachers and other public employees

What about just straight-up stone cold motherfuckin' givin' people some motherfuckin' jobs, baby?

[Reuters and tipster Sparky McGruff]