Get Well Soon, Jim Lehrer!
Lovable PBS anchor Jim Lehrer hasn't been on his show lately because he was busy getting his heart re-plumbed with various valves and nozzles. Word has it the procedure went smoothly and he will be back in a few weeks. Wonkette congratulates him on his new Robot Heart and wishes him a speedy recovery. You, the reader, may write to him here! [PBS]