Giant Talking Rabbits Haunt White House

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' - Wonkette

As we know from movie classics such as "Harvey" and "Donnie Darko," a sure-fire sign of insanity is the appearance of an anthropomorphic giant rabbit. Laura's got two!

Celebrate America's precious pagan traditions, after the bunny jump.

Camp X-Ray on the Potomac - Wonkette

Terror suspect Billy, age 5, was held on the balcony until CIA officers arrived to fly him to Syria and torture him to death. Billy was overhead joking about breaking an egg.

Kids love him because he's not yet tainted by scandal. - Wonkette

Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne brought a powerful message to the youngsters: There's no point trying to escape to America's wilderness, either.

What the fuck does this have to do with anything? - Wonkette

Oh, and here's the beloved Easter character "Shrek" at the White House easter-egg thing. Sure, just put whatever characters you want in Easter. EASTER IS ABOUT THE RABBIT AND THE EGG AND, POSSIBLY, JESUS OR PASSOVER. IT IS NOT ABOUT THE SHREK.

'You'll all be lesbians soon!' - Wonkette

And then Lynne Cheney read from her popular child-rearing book, "Raising partisan-hack pregnant lesbians."

2007 Easter Egg Roll [White House]


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