Gigolo: Sen. Larry Craig Used Me!
Thanks to an eagle-eyed tipster, we now have reports that Sen. Larry Craig met with at least one male escort. But wait...it was the same male escort responsible for bringing down Christian evangelist leader Ted Haggard. Seriously, you just can't make this shit up (Or can you?). Anyway, in a radio interview beefy boytoy Mike Jones said he didn't actually have sex with Craig, but that the senator did come to see him. Maybe they just talked about their feelings? Incomprehensibly and for five straight days, due to all the meth? "I've been with many politicians and all I can tell you for a fact that Larry Craig is a hypocrite," Jones said. Naturally, Sen. Craig's office denied all allegations. But if they turn out to be true he'll finally decide to remain in the Senate for another six years.
Escort: 'Sen. Craig Visited Me' [KESQ.com]