Girl Park Ranger Joins Pantheon Of Superheroes! Your Weekly Top 10!
See that? That's Donna Rose's "Girl Park Ranger," who this week joined the Pantheon Of Superheroes. Park Ranger and Batgirl and Wonder Woman are friends!
Evan is still out "sick," and we are at our mama's, so we gonna make this sucker SHORT and SWEET, JUST LIKE US. What were the most popular Wonkette stories this week as chosen by ME like a common Beyonce? Oh, just these. I feel like the titles are self-explanatory, don't you?
You did a very good job reading stories this week! Have some baby pictures from the Women's March and elsewhere. (Mostly the homes of your fellow Wonkers whom we graced with our presence!) Oh, also, it is going to be $8,000 to fix the Wonkebago, and the extended warranty people aren't going to cover it, because something about "30,000 miles without oil changes" but Shy says he did do oil changes but like he is going to keep a receipt!
So you know the drill: SEND US YR MONEY! And we will continue to do things like "go to the Women's March" and "buy you beer" and "love you" and "finally send out the 150 thank you notes we still owe from September, just see if we don't!"
Now remember: MONEY PLEASE! Okay bye.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.