Gitmo-a-Go-Go: Club Dead

All this bruhaha about the conditions at Gitmo. Look, the detainees have never been denied fruit. Water, maybe, trials, definitely. But they've got more fruit than Miami Beach. Also, apparently, a beautiful view. Yesterday Sen. Jeff Sessions, R- Ala., "expressed impatience at Democrats who called for more legal rights for detainees. He said the newly constructed facility at Guantanamo was on 'a beautiful site' and 'would make a magnificent resort.'" Of course! A resort! With, uhm, very late check-out: "As for the detainees held there, 'some of them need to be executed,' Sessions said."

We look forward to the t-shirts: "My daddy went to Gitmo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt because he's dead now."

No consensus on what to do with detainees [MSNBC]

UPDATE: Rush has the less morbid but just as hilarious version: "My Mullah went to Club G'itmo and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." He's funny, that Rush. Constitutional rights are for dope heads! Ha Ha Reality Is So Funny-1


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