Everybody knows that the thrice-married, opera-loving Manhattan dandy Rudy Giuliani lived with a gay couple while in between wives. You'd think that was mean he was pretty OK with the hedonist homosexual gay lifestyle, but apparently you'd be wrong, because he had hissecretary phone in his regrets two days before the wedding of his very good friends Howard Koeppel and Mark Hsiao. What a cock. [New York Post]