Give the Surge Time to Work
Need a job? But can't stomach indie movie references from old congresswomen? Here's one you can look into: the US Armed Forces seem to have an urgent need for 67 "Personel Effects Specialists." This job is also known as "doing something with all these dead soldiers." So submit your resume today to work with the US Army Casualty and Morturary Affairs Operations Center at the Joint Personal Effect Depot, at Aberdeen Proving Grounds, the Happiest Place on EarthTM! "Former military experience preferred, but NOT required."
NEW! 67 Temp Positions: Personal Effects Specialist (FT Shifts to Aug. 17) [serco]