Go Party With RNC Chairman Reince Priebus WEDNESDAY! (UPDATED)


UPDATE: This event is actually on WEDNESDAY, people familiar with the Gregorian calendar inform us. SO, uh, there's still time!

If the funeral you were planning to attend tonight Wednesday has been unexpectedly postponed, won't you join RNC Chairman Reince Priebus at his 40th Birthday Party/Fundraiser, in the Nation's Capital? Priebus and buds are holding a "Pints with Reince" event, which looks to be one in a series of events that helpfully misdirect any attempts at correctly pronouncing the Chairman's name. (Have we been mispronouncing "pints" all this time? Or does "Reince" actually rhyme with "pints?" And how funny is it that Twitter people have figured out "Reince Priebus" minus all the vowels is "RNC PR BS," in that exact order!) Anyway, if you have $40 burning a hole in your wall safe ($500 if you want actual pints!), you can spend the evening trading bon mots and head lice with Governor Scott Walker, Senator Ron Johnson, and Congressmen Sean Duffy, Paul Ryan, Reid Ribble, Tom Petri, and Jim Sensenbrenner. Dress is "Boat Shoe-Solemn." [GOP; Facebook]


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