Go To Bed, Old Man

* Heard on the Hill: Senate retreat turns into middle school dance... Meat Institute becomes stingy with their hot dogs... Former Rep. Duke Cunningham wants his hookers older and uglier or not at all... Senate all-nighter proves profitable for Cups and Co. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: The DC gig is over for rocking Hungarian Ambassador Andras Simonyi... Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger to do Playboy, but you still won't get to see her naked. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Older Senators get cranky due to lack of sleep... Fox News Chief White House Correspondent Bret Baier becomes a daddy. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: John Kerry seems unsure whether Sen. Jim DeMint is a gentleman...Congressional aides may, in fact, be recognized for their hard work. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: Robert Novak's "Prince of Darkness" gets the party it deserves...PETA miffed at Humane Society of the United States for encouraging any puppy-buying, Britney Spears related or not. [Politico]


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