GOATSE Picture Shown In Debate, Nation Collapses
What makes the Internet so great, beyond showing a glimpse of a confusing world to millions of mouth-breathers? The answer, of course, is the iconic photograph of "a man distending his anal lining with his two hands while providing a very clear image of his erect penis," otherwise known as GOATSE. The terrible picture has been popping up in online forums and a string of terrible websites for seven years, and last night it briefly appeared DURING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES OMFG WTF?
One of those lame YouTube questions -- we are researching which exact one, and are kind of hoping it was the talking snowman -- featured a split-second image of the horrible anus. "Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were seen wincing at the image," says some blog we've never heard of until now, which is a pretty solid source. "There are reports of as many as 200,000 phone calls made to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) reporting the obscenity."
Really? Well it's on the Internet so it must be true, plus here are some funny comments from Digg:
* I suffered through it and so did most of you. It is about time the rest of the nation experienced the initial pain and shock that we all went through.
* GOATSE 2008. HE IS THE CONSTITUTION IN HUMAN FORM.
* Finally the candidates got something they deserved.
* Honestly, I don't want a president running the war who can't handle the goatse picture.
SAD UPDATE: This is supposedly the YouTube question in question, and we see no GOATSE, thank christ. The YouTube commenters -- also a reliable source of news! -- say it's a hoax.
NATIONWIDE CNN, YouTube debate "GOATSE'D!!!" [Dugg Mirror]